You’re a coach. You’re a parent. You’re a part-time logistics manager and a full-time hype man. We get it. We’re in the trenches with you. We’ve spent our Saturday mornings at the fields and our Tuesday nights staring at spreadsheets, trying to figure out why Little Jimmy’s jersey is two sizes too small and why the umpire is threatening a technical foul because your team's numbers aren't "compliant." Looking elite is half the battle. But looking elite while following the rule